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A is for ASSHOLE, you know, that word I shout at him as I drive by.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things
between them do work out. I can't think of two better
losers to
get off the streets.
C is for Call ya later. He won't. He never has before.
C is also for competing.
"I feel worse than you do, you
can shovel the walk."
D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. God, does he always have to
know what the bottom of the bowl looks like?
F is for
foreplay. Yes, I know he doesn't know what it
is, that's why it's on the list.
F is also for forgetting my
birthday, you jerk.
G is for Guys. Who he was supposedly out with, and also
who wears perfume like mine.
H
is for Horny. He always is, except when I am.
I stands for ignorant, slobbering jerk.
J stands
for jerk off. Yes, that's what he can do tonight,
because I won't do it for him.
K stands for kiss, something
he can't do without slobbering
down his tongue and on my face.
L is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling
that exists
somewhere in fantasy land.
M stands for Mephistophiles. That is who he imitates.
N
stands for No, a word he never seems to understand.
O is for "Oh, was it your birthday last week?"
P
is for pee, what he does out in public in the front yard
because he forgot when he walked past the bathroom.
Q
is for quote, "You didnt say no, you just got mad and hung up" unquote
R is for reminding, because I have to
remind him of all
holidays, birthdays and anniverseries.
S stands for stood up. Something he thinks I will
forget
about.
S is also or sex. Something he won't get later because I
remember the previous S.
T
is for torture. Where do I start?
U is for Understatement. Saying you hate that fucking
asshole is an understatement.
V
is for vermin--most of his family.
W stands for whine, need I say more.
X is for ex, the thing
he is now.
Y stands for younger, he acts that way anyways.
Z stands for zip, that's what I got
from him.
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