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Abraham Lincoln Rhyme

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.
He said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty
so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."

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Mary Mary Rhyme

Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.

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I'm A Little Penis Rhyme

I'm a little penis,
Long and hard,
If you want to see it,
Come in my yard,
When I get all horny,
Then I spurt,
Push me in,
And pull me out!

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Jack Rhyme

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his little Dick!

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Mother Hubbard Rhyme

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!

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Peter Peter Rhyme

Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
fucked her ass and went to bed

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Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in her back yard
when she took her panties off
his wooly dick got hard

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Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!

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Little Boy Blue

Little boy blue,
he needed the money.