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10 Reasons On Why Its Good To Be A Chick
1) Ladys always come 1st
2) We're smarter
3) We don't have to worry about gettin'
kicked in hurtful places
4) When we go to a bar, we don't have to buy drinks
5) We are more mature
6) We can read
the opposite sex's mind
7) We have control (If we want sex we get it, if we don't we won't)
8) We know stuff about
guys before guys know stuff about us (Girl talk)
9) With one wink of an eye we can bring you guys to your knees
10)
God picked the strongest sex to carry the babies and have periods (guys couldnt handle it)
The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School
10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes
school,except for virgins and only because they
haven't had sex yet.
9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs,
etc...School just sucks.
8. After sex
you feel like smoking a cigarette.
After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.
7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
6. Drinking drives people
to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.
5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.
4. Nothing
beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished
something.
2.
Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a
hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.
And
the Number 1 reason why sex is better than
school is........
1. At least you have a choice whether
or not you
want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you
regardless.
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10 Reasons On Why Its Good To Be A Guy
1. We dont have to wear heels.
2. Waxing is optional.
3. Guys night out.
4.
We eat as much as we want without worrying about gaining weight.
5. We enjoy work.
6. Dont we play more outdoor then
girls?
7. They(girls) wanna do everything we do!
8. If someone calls us gross, we laugh.
9. No plucking,
no tweezers , ouch, ouch, ouch!
10. No tampons.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS
BETTER
THAN SEX
12) If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
11)
If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
10)You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the
sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier
it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you
some.
6) It's O.K. when the
person you're with fantasizes you're
someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy
candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear
you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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